|"Mom, why won't my hotdog cook?" "Sweetie, that's because |
Daddy isn't a real man and can't build a simple fucking fire."
For some reason, that actually worked. No mo' babies. Except I now seemed stuck on Islamic sites (As-Salamu Alaykum). Seriously. Just lots of Arabic and pictures of the Kaaba. Now, yet again, I have absolutely no problems with Muslims. My minor in university was religious studies, with a concentration on Islam. I would love to be able to rock a Hijab headscarf (unfortunately, I look like a sickly Albanian boy in one). But I'm not converted. I swear I was sent to at least 7 blogs devoted to Islam. So I used the best tactic I knew: more yelling. "No more Arabic! I CAN'T READ ARABIC!"
Yet again, it totally worked. Apparently my laptop and/or blogger.com is scared of me. But clearly, blogspot doesn't understand the word "diversification". Cause I was then sent to Christian sites.
And that's when I gave up.
SOMEONE send me funny blogs please. I want to be entertained.