Me: I have the best idea for a couples Halloween Costume. Ever.
Andrew: Oh yeah? What is it?
Me: I dress up like a hooker, and you give me a piggyback all night.
Andrew: Ok... I don't get it.
Me: What would I be in relation to you?
Andrew: ... A really clingy hooker?
Me: A BACKHOE!
|A costume that would merge Andrew's interest in Heavy |
Equipment and his love of scantily clad women.