But chances are, when you sit down for supper, your 8-year-old pants will rip and essentially disintegrate due to pure age and use. And if this happens to your jeans, there's also an extremely high chance that it'll happen on the butt, thereby exposing half of a cheek to the world.
And if you're really unlucky, you won't even notice that your ass is hanging out of your worn out jeans until someone has to point it out to you.
Tip of the Day: don't wear jeans old-as-duck jeans. Your ass and pride will pay for it.
- Sidenote: Yes, I said old-as-duck. I'm basing the life expectancy of my pants to that of a duck, more specifically, that of a mallard.